the best of tyler joseph

"if you vote for me, i swear to give everyone on twitter a blue verified checkmark."

"excuse me? could you please leave?"

"HOly toLEdo!"

*in response to asking whether he ever gets rowdy on the road* "well sometimes i like to order two double cheeseburgers."

 "does the desert make me look fat?"

"juxtaposition? that's cool. that's punk."

*talking about josh* "do you see what you're working with here? this doesn't belong on radio. this type of thing we have here--this gem--doesn't belong on the radio. do you understand what i'm saying?"

the best entrance i ever made

i was at my friend's house at a party, hiding by the upstairs staircase with 3-4 other people. my friend pointed to picture on the wall of a girl reading a book and commented that she "looked so done." another friend asked, "done as in finished or done as in well-cooked?" i took this opportunity to scream "JOSH DUN" and run down the stairs.