"if you vote for me, i swear to give everyone on twitter a blue verified checkmark."
"excuse me? could you please leave?"
"HOly toLEdo!"
*in response to asking whether he ever gets rowdy on the road* "well sometimes i like to order two double cheeseburgers."
"does the desert make me look fat?"
"juxtaposition? that's cool. that's punk."
*talking about josh* "do you see what you're working with here? this doesn't belong on radio. this type of thing we have here--this gem--doesn't belong on the radio. do you understand what i'm saying?"
